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Tuesday, October 13th, 2009
2:19 pm - hola, y'all!

Fidel/Che fic: have you seen any? I'm suddenly gripped with the urgent need for it, after reading this Che biography by Jorge G. Castaneda. Does anyone know of any? Or other commie-slash or revolutionary slash? I would love you foreverrrrr

as a gift and actual content, here is an Obama/Sarkozy drabble I wrote based on this asswatching scandal

could you expect anything less from a man with an entire country behind him?Collapse )

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Tuesday, May 12th, 2009
9:06 pm - Behind Wayne Swan, Kevin Rudd/Wayne Swan

A day before the Budget I got an email from the Prime Ministerial mailing list informing me:

"Behind the Budget with [treasurer] Wayne Swan"

Which I, of course, managed to read as:

"Behind Wayne Swan"

And so a plot bunny was born.

Title: Behind Wayne Swan
Author: ruthyuki999 
Fandom: Politislash
Pairing: Kevin Rudd/Wayne Swan
Rating: R
Warnings: uh... this kinda came out more implied!non-con that I was expecting. So, implied!rape
Summary: Kevin Rudd is not pleased with the budget Swan has prepared.
Notes: The original title was going to be "Getting His Way(ne)" *is shot* XD

Rudd/Swan, ~350wdsCollapse )


ETA: And I forgot to say... I wrote this last night, before the Budget. It turns out the deficit it much larger. Much larger. Guess Swan is going to need some more punishment, amirite?

current mood: amused

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Friday, March 13th, 2009
7:25 pm - Pirates, Dead People and Pornography. The 2009 Queensland Elections and You

With both candidates in the 2009 Queensland Elections trying desperately to scrape votes from the lowest demographic by appearing on morning radio it seems like a good time to put together a little guide for voters that either don’t know or don’t particularly care who wins. Here it is in layman’s terms:

First is Anna Bligh, current Premier of Queensland, Australian Labor Party. She is distinct in being the only female State Premier in Australia.

In a nutshell she’s two slightly short-sighted things rolled together in one neat little package; a Socialist and a Feminist. As a student politician at the University of Queensland*, she is noted for opposing a controversial restructuring of the administrative system, as well as being instrumental in the removal of all Pornography from the St.Lucia campus.

Chances are, I just voted on your behalf.

After leaving University she has worked to set up many community projects such as childcare, neighborhood centers, women’s refuges and (unsurprisingly for a Labor Politician) Trade Unions and Industrial Relations. In 1995 she was elected to Queensland Parliament as MP for South Brisbane, and in 1998 became Minister for Families, Youth and Community Care Services. In 2001 she became Queensland’s first female Education Minister. In 2005 she became Deputy Premier to Peter Beattie and then assumed the role of Premier in 2007 when he resigned.

Ever since then the most remarkable thing I can find on Bligh is that she’s stuffed us around on the issue of water management. Few people realize just how bad the water situation is in Queensland, and while NSW and Victoria and indeed Australia in general is suffering a similar problem, its much worse up here. She’s made and reversed her decisions on recycled water several times as public opinion has grown and fallen on the issue (admittedly a dynamic common to the Labour party at its core).

Bligh has sworn to try and create 3000 new ‘Green Jobs’ if elected, attempting to garner both the environmental and the working vote.


If you were going to base your vote on how good her spot on Breakfast radio was the other day, then I suppose you could go for Anna out of pity. Then again you might vote Liberal based on pity as well but a different kind of pity. She read out the weather report with a pirate voice, (“Yaar, this seems like a last-ditch attempt to save the election from Davey-Jones locker me-hearties!”) highlighting her genealogical connections with Captain William Bligh, who most will know as the Captain of the HMS Bounty. As a politician there are few worse people you can have bloodlines to than Captain Bligh. While historical evidence contradicts much of what happened in the story Mutiny on the Bounty, knowing one of your distant relatives was probably responsible for a notorious mutiny in 1798 doesn’t really inspire one with confidence. Maybe she will be saved by the discovery that Lawrence Springborg is in fact a distant relative of Pauline Hanson.

So what about Lawrence Springborg? I can best describe him as mediocre but not in the same sense as Anna Bligh is slightly mediocre. He is the youngest person to be elected into the parliament of Queensland in 1989 as the member for Southern Downs, National Party. In 1995 he was made Minister for Natural resources, also making him Queensland’s youngest Minster. He was made deputy leader of the National Party in 2001 following elections lost to Peter Beattie’s Labor government*. Springborg became Opposition leader in 2003 and began re-tooling the National Party to have a younger, more elect-able image. Then he lost the 2004 election to Peter Beattie again. Oh dear. In 2006 he helped the party to re-merge with the Liberals in order to combine support over shared conservative interests. During the same year he also criticized the Labor government for its mismanagement of water resources. Peter Beattie called an early election in September 2006, which Springborg once again lost.

He then took a hiatus from politics before returning in January 2008, and quickly helped to form the National-Liberal Party merger in July 2008, providing a singular political opposition to the Labour Party. There is some vague notion coming from the Nat-Libs that if they're elected they will try to save the Queensland mining industry by expanding it significantly. This has evoked some resistance from the Greens* and the Socialist Alliance, both of which are completely unelectable, which does wonders for their credibility.

Springborg’s Radio spot was certainly something to be pitied, but with actual pity rather than hilarious pity. When asked jokingly by the host who his best-friend was Springborg replied that his best friend was dead and then proceeded to fight-back tears throughout the rest of the interview. Yikes. I think if you are basing your vote on entertainment value then it really depends on what sort of thing you get off on, ya sick bastards. Whoever you vote for you can guarantee you’ll be quite poor for the next 5 years, so you might as well vote for one that can make you laugh either out of joy or sadism.

While it seems a little futile to debate ideological differences between the two parties since they’re both sitting squarely in the center, I would usually vote Liberal on principle, and while Liberal rarely means Liberal in the classic sense any more* I know it’s sure as hell not Socialism*. Unfortunately Springborg has announced that if he is elected he will be taking money from Queensland Transport and putting it into healthcare, which don’t get me wrong is probably the best thing to do in the long run, but it will mean I’ll probably have to join the workforce prematurely.

That’s right, voting Labour in this case will actually benefit the middle class. What a strange age we live in.


Anna Bligh winning the hard stare contest, effectively making her the 12th Feminist to take the title of champion.

*Queensland University of Technology have the distinct honor of producing Kevin Rudd, and while they’ve got us beat on creating a Prime-Minister, we can feel slightly smug because they did a fairly half-arsed job.

*Labor has basically dominated Queensland Politics for about 10 years.

*Don't kid yourself, a vote for the Greens is a vote for Labor.

*Why the hell don’t we have an Objectivist Party or even a wackily over-zealous Libertarian party I can vote for?

*An acceptable term  for communism.

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Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
8:35 pm - Kickin' it oldschool

I first read about British MP Tom Driberg in Matthew Parris's collection Great Parliamentary Scandals.

WHO HE? The Driberg bio by Francis Wheen is a very interesting read whether you know anything about anyone involved or not (I didn't). But wait there's more, apparently the guy also wrote a porntastic but sadly truncated autobiography:

From Driberg's entry on Everything2
To the relief of a great many people, Thomas had only managed to reach the year 1942 in [writing the manuscript of] his life story [before dying of a heart attack] and thus his autobiography made no reference to his sexual conquests during his parliamentary career. We have therefore been denied confirmation of the story that he once performed fellatio on [Deputy Labour Party leader] Aneurin Bevan in his office at the House of Commons, or of the tale told by Woodrow Wyatt, that Thomas once grabbed [Prime Minister] James Callaghan's penis and declared it to be "a very pretty one" before Callaghan could made his escape.

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Tuesday, February 24th, 2009
9:58 pm - It's that time again~

Political gay sex scandal time! :D

Isn't Australian politics grand?

"AN ATTEMPT to extort a senior political figure with an explicit sex video has backfired, with the blackmailer facing a jail term.
Jake Della-Vedova, 25, threatened to "out" a married man, whom he met on a gay dating website, by placing film on the internet of the pair being intimate. He faces a maximum of up to 15 years in jail when he appears for sentence in the Victorian County Court in Melbourne on Friday."

So, in my opinion, it's almost certainly one of the conservative, anti-gay politicians. (Anyone else noticed how kinky and/or gay sex scandals always involve the conservative politicians? XD)

No names have been released, as it's under a suppression order.

Until the 27th, that is >:D

The only details available is the politician is married with children. It's kinda figured he be from Melbourne, or perhaps Sydney. Also from information gleaned from a certain right-wing blogger's website, it is thought to be someone from either the Liberal Party or right-wing Labor.

As you might imagine, there has been much speculating on this.

My personal picks are: Senator Steve Fielding (Family First, Victoria), because he's from the fundamentalist Christian party. The irony would kill me (from laughter)

MP Tony Abbott (Liberal*, NSW) for similar reasons. He might as well be from the Family First party, he hold very similar views. I think I will cry if it's not one of them.

MP Joe Hockey (Liberal, NSW) only because this would add another layer of fucked-up-ness to my favourite crack ship: Rudd/Hockey. Hockey is actually one of the more liberal members of the Liberal party.

Other names being thrown about (and I don't know much about them) include: Gordon Rich-Phillips (Liberal, Victoria), Craig Langdon (Labor, Victoria), Bruce Atkinson (Liberal, Victoria), David Bradbury (Labor, NSW).

Anyone else have any suggestions? I don't wanna wait until the 27th! :(

*Despite being called the Liberal Party, they aren't actually Liberal. They are conservative. In this case, very.

current mood: cheerful

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Tuesday, April 15th, 2008
5:56 pm - Well, the Liberal Party are at least good for ONE thing: SLASH!

My friend nomnivore sent me this article with "Isn't this the slashiest political photo we've seen in awhile?"

I'll leave you guys be the judge of that, though my vote is a huge YES!

current mood: amused

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Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008
11:28 am - extremely shallow understanding of American politics + comics geek + photoshop =


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Saturday, March 29th, 2008
12:15 am - new

new community-kinda

womeninhistory a place to discuss the women who changed and made a mark on history.

current mood: good

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Thursday, March 6th, 2008
10:46 am - Fic: Untitled Bush/McCain

Some Bush/McCain happened at my journal over here. Warnings for non-con and other sundry forms of offensiveness.

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Monday, November 5th, 2007
11:43 pm - Can't stop the wank

Some half-baked wank in the form of Tony Blair/Guy Fawkes slash

current mood: weird

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Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
4:30 am - Check out my politislash!


OMG I love politician slash so much that I started a journal of my own :)


current mood: excited

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Wednesday, March 14th, 2007
11:19 pm - Fic inspiration

In light of the recent discussions about the U.S. attorneys that were recently fired, has anyone else been inspired by the idea that they served "at the pleasure of the president"?
Or, given Jon Stewart's comments on the Daily Show tonight, is it just too obvious of a joke?

current mood: amused

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Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
4:50 pm - Tony's Career in Hell, Chapter 1

Title: Tony's Career in Hell
Pairing: Blair/Bush
Rating: PG-13 if you don't mind the Devil
Genre: Humour, Parody
Disclaimer: This is all sheer fiction with absolutely no connections to the real life people mentioned. My intention was not to insult anyone - everything has been written for entertainment purposes only.
Summary: The past few months had't exactly been the climax of Tony Blair's life. Until he got an offer he couldn't (literally couldn't) refuse.

A/N: I've been lurking this community for ages, and finally seemed to have something nice to give you. Or funny at least, I hope. This is the first chapter of a parody I started writing a while ago. Please R/R, that would be great :) Thank you.

And Happy Valentine!

ChapterCollapse )

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Thursday, December 21st, 2006
5:16 pm - Something from my Christmas wishlist.

I would just love to parade around town in one of these.

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Saturday, December 16th, 2006
6:19 pm - OMG hi again

campbelldiaries is my Labour politislash journal (that I've been hella lazy with but hey you never know)

Things Can Only Get Better!!
PG, Blair/Brown, ludicrousness. Tony's working week begins in a somewhat unusual way.

current mood: dorky

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Monday, December 4th, 2006
1:19 am - When Stephen said "let's talk some more about gay marriage," he was looking at you, George.

Brokeback Politics

Taken from here.

ETA: For those whose French is even worse than mine. Poster reads:

The story of two friends who share ideas, ideologies and long walks on the beach...

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Tuesday, November 21st, 2006
5:25 pm - Finding Faith In The Fury,


Calling all Republicans. SUPPORT YOUR TROOPS by checking out the latest book by Frank Selden.
Book's Website- http://home.comcast.net/~frankselden

Calling Jon Stewart- give this guy an interview...seriously..It's a great idea.

He'll speak at your church or organization.

He'll really appreciate your support.



Hey Dems, you would like this book too. Don't dare resist- paradigm shift!


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10:41 am
blackdog2 for Chad, Darfur, North Korea go to---http://blackdog2.livejournal.com/

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Monday, November 20th, 2006
9:06 am - Iraq options: pump more in, shrink and stay, pull out?
sdragon A bunny in today's news:

Secret Pentagon study narrows down Iraq

A Pentagon review of Iraq has come up with three options — injecting more troops into Iraq, shrinking the force but staying longer or pulling out, The Washington Post reported Monday.

"So Mr. President, do you want to pump some more in, stay in while smaller, or pull out?"

". . ."

current mood: amused

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